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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Music. Hot boys. Sleep. Some combination of the 3 ;]

Lots of things actually. Especially flowers.

We aren’t the girls who get 42 ‘likes’ on our Facebook pictures, we aren’t the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that wear shorts with our asses hanging out. We care more about music than popularity. We are the girls who have laughing fits without worrying if our faces look weird, we are the girls who genuinely care about how you are, we are the girls who don’t make a big deal of what you said 2 years ago, we’re the girls who care more about being nice than who thinks that we’re ‘hot’, we are the girls who can be quiet and often overlooked, but I guarantee we are the girls you’d rather be friends with.

Welcome to Tumblr I guess…

This is my introductory post. I think there needs to be one. So I’ll talk about the one thing I know best: enchiladas. Just kidding, I’m so hilarious. I know. But I’m going to talk about myself. I’ll probably do that a lot on here. That, and post pictures, and write super-hip-and-totally-deep poetry. I’m just that introspective. In fact, that’s what drove me to create my totally ironic URL. But anyway! Some interesting facts about the coolest kid on the blogosphere (another joke!):

  • I am NOT super dumb. The key to my existence is not lipgloss and cute boys. I like those things, but there’s a teensy bit more to Haley. 
  • Nor is my sole purpose in life to look fabulous and provide you with amusement. That’s more of a hobby.
  • I’m hoping this super-hip blog provides you with some amusement, and a small insight into my toats super important life as a teenage girl.
  • I’m a fan of sarcasm.
  • I like to read, cook, and do lots of things. Like shop, wear cute things, dance and put on glitter. That being said, see Interesting Fact Number 1.
  • My favorite flowers (listen up adoring fans!) are roses. Yellow ones.
  • I would keel over and die without my friends. These people are what keep me relatively stable.
  • Loud music sounds 1000000x better.
  • Complete silence is against my religion :)
  • All time favorite book: The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • I looovvvveee Disney movies. Because I’m mature.
  • I eat about as much as your average large African village. Probably even more.
  • My true weight/height is: 676 lbs/7’8
  • I listen to all types of music, rap just happens to be my favorite.
  • I get self-conscious just as much as everyone else. I just don’t admit it.
  • I love you :)

People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
—Imelda Marcos